Sam’s Bachelor Incident

- - - “As most of you are aware, Sam has decided to take the plunge into marital bliss”–David “The Cheesing Hour approaches.”–Sam “the earplugs aren’t for the volume”–Joe “I want non-bathroom visuals” Pablo “Names’ Officer Hot Dog, you’re over the limit.’”–Will “we got the seats we deserve” –Daniel “The Rock Room at Red Rocks is totally underrated”–Aaron “Are you four brothers?”–Stranger “Yes”–Joe “i am not a horse i am a person”–Jarrah “So I was saying about the fucking hippies” –Justin “I can’t feel my legs”–Jarrah “I like Italian music”–Will - - -

- - - “As most of you are aware, Sam has decided to take the plunge into marital bliss”–David “The Cheesing Hour approaches.”–Sam “the earplugs aren’t for the volume”–Joe “I want non-bathroom visuals” Pablo “Names’ Officer Hot Dog, you’re over the limit.’”–Will “we got the seats we deserve” –Daniel “The Rock Room at Red Rocks is totally underrated”–Aaron “Are you four brothers?”–Stranger “Yes”–Joe “i am not a horse i am a person”–Jarrah “So I was saying about the fucking hippies” –Justin “I can’t feel my legs”–Jarrah “I like Italian music”–Will - - -